Because without it, your inbox would be a lonely place…

As we’re wrapping up a busy week and head into a long weekend, we thought it might be a good idea to dip into some of our weekly spam cleanup, have a laugh and unwind. These are some of the real spam comments that were captured in some of our clients’ WordPress blogposts. Each one gets an E for Effort… because we know they tried.

We should of course mention that spam prevention is important, especially if you’re using a platform like WordPress for your website. Keep your plugins and platform up to date and make sure to install Akismet and think about switching to Disqus as your commenting platform. It’ll keep them at bay and save you a lot of time.

Onto the gems

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Hackers to food processors – a natural progression…

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This one took a very dark turn at the end.

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This one made our brains hurt…

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We’re pretty sure this was left by Cookie Monster

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It’s almost poetry. Haiku attempt? We’re not quite sure.

Hope you enjoyed these! Now go outside and enjoy your weekends.

Photo Credit: Flickr user Susan Sermoneta – spam in Queens CC BY 2.0